What movies have not aged well?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

How do I find a luxury service apartment in Gurgaon?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

Why are we explaining today’s “climate change” as driven by human related “green house” gasses when natural “global warming” pushed sea level up to the “shores” of Topeka with no human contribution or even presence? Is Occam’s Rasor applied?

Diamonds Are Forever

From Russia With Love

-”Ah so!”

Devil May Cry 5 Can't Stop Selling, Now Tops 10 Million Units - Push Square

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-”She is very sexyful!”

What would Spanish sound like if only latin and Greek words were used, like some romance analogy to anglish?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

What's a memory from your childhood that shaped who you are today?

A View to a Kill

Goldfinger

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

What are some common historical misconceptions?

Dr No

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

Live and Let Die

How conservative the Japanese people really is? And the government?

You Only Live Twice

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

How do you help patients stop hearing voices?

-All the bad guys are black.

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

The Man with the Golden Gun

How do you get started in bestiality with a dog as a male?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Moonraker

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

What was the most inappropriate thing your parent caught you doing as a teen? Was in the bedroom, I thought nobody else was home. My sister and I shared that bedroom but I knew she was gone. I didn’t know my dad was home though.

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

Octopussy

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

Why are the bands Smashmouth and Nickelback often used as punchlines?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-J W Pepper

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